Booty! Of the pirate kind.

I love the eastern suburbs for opshopping.

This be the cup from which I drinks me tea every day.

This here Gold is a milk jug and coffee pot.

Assists in wench seeking at night.

One orange, one red - I'll have ye head.

Fer storin' me featherrrs.

Mikasa sugar bowl and milk jug - aarrrrr.

Brief but punchy post, no? Short on time. Have no idea what's with the pirate speak, sorry.

AVAST!

Let me OUT!

How to ensure your guests can't make a quick getaway. It's called the Defendius Door Chain.


Source: http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/defendius/