My new best friend
MMMC has tagged me as a Versatile Blogger - thank you new best friend. Her instructions state that I must list Seven Evil Things That I'd Never Want Known About Me and then tag 15 other sweet people. So here's my list:
1. There was a time when I seriously thought Hamish Blake might become my boyfriend. I had been married (still am) for years and had a young child. Now I just think he's a bit immature.
2. I sometimes consider not mentioning something/omitting some titchy fact as
not lying.
3. I told a Customs official in a formal interview that I had inherited $100,000 - omitting the tidbit of info that I had, in fact, not inherited $100,000. Just so I could stay in their godforsaken country.
4. If I like you, I may just stalk you. All too easy in these days of kompootors and streetview. I call it 'online research'.
5. I spent my 16th and 17th years watching Play School after school because I had an unhealthy obsession with the nephew of one the presenters. It made me feel closer to him. To protect the identities of those involved I won't name the presenter. But if Noni wasn't on then I'd turn off. I kept a dossier (pre-digital age) on him. It contained class photos/poems etc. I'd photocopied from his school year book. I invited him to my year 10 formal (I'd only met him once before - well, some people took their brothers!) and was so nervous I barely spoke to him all night. The obsession continued after this for another year. Then I stalked his girlfriend.
6. I'm not sure I like your dog.
7. I don't think I handed a single essay in on time during the course of both an undergrad and a Masters degree. I'm with Douglas Adams:
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
I'm following
Anna's lead and not tagging - I'm not quite sure of the blogtiquette and to be frank I have a four-month-old who doesn't like to sleep, so my squinting-at-screen time is precious. But it
has been fun and so now you know.
It was only after I'd written this list that I threaded back through and discovered that
traditionally you list Seven
Things I'd Like You To Know About Me. Just
Things. Not
Evil Things. MMMC's list should have had an eighth (wow, that spelling doesn't look right at this time of night - eighth, eighth, eighth) evil thing...